laurenhooper:

awlhf:

supervengers:

omvr:

yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.

And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.

this is the best thing ive ever heard

(via youve-got-the-curse-of-curvs)

pitousa13:

I love this face soooo much!!!! He’s my everything. 😍😍😍

pitousa13:

I love this face soooo much!!!! He’s my everything. 😍😍😍

(via onlythreemonths)

suckmybatman:

i find the idea of platonic soul mates so fucking amazing, like imagine finding someone who you feel complete with but you don’t have to worry about losing them to messy romance because they’ll be your best friend forever instead

(via esc4pingthecity)

realm-of-ryan:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.


In the UK, plugs don’t bend.

realm-of-ryan:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

In the UK, plugs don’t bend.

(Source: theothermayor, via youve-got-the-curse-of-curvs)

spectre79:

Sometimes finding room in my bed is hard. But she’s just a puppy.

spectre79:

Sometimes finding room in my bed is hard. But she’s just a puppy.

(via onlythreemonths)

thatfunnyblog:

 

oh my god I completely forgot about Vampires Suck

is that jerry russo

(Source: nymsands, via youve-got-the-curse-of-curvs)

korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

(via youve-got-the-curse-of-curvs)

kaerstyne:

star-anise:

edwardspoonhands:

Apparently if you have an anxiety disorder you can go backwards in time. 

Are you kidding? I can go back to that exact moment when I was 6 and I said something embarrassing any time I like.

well that’s just painfully accurate

kaerstyne:

star-anise:

edwardspoonhands:

Apparently if you have an anxiety disorder you can go backwards in time. 

Are you kidding? I can go back to that exact moment when I was 6 and I said something embarrassing any time I like.

well that’s just painfully accurate

(Source: everybodyhasabrain, via dickslikehouses)

infinitefangirlanonymous:

We all have an addiction.

infinitefangirlanonymous:

We all have an addiction.

(via sex-drugs-andrecovery)

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

image

(via youve-got-the-curse-of-curvs)

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASHBOARD

(via youve-got-the-curse-of-curvs)

fredlagonbleu:

cat VS doberman

fredlagonbleu:

cat VS doberman

(via onlythreemonths)

livingforarealreason:

psychotic-torture:

sad black and white blog, I follow back similar

Thin/depression Blog i follow back similar

livingforarealreason:

psychotic-torture:

sad black and white blog, I follow back similar

Thin/depression Blog i follow back similar

(via killing-caitlyn)